Total Medals Earned: 404 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,070 Points
Medals Earned: 11/21 (105/205 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/190 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Medals Earned: 8/22 (55/500 points)
Medals Earned: 10/11 (145/245 points)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/445 points)
Medals Earned: 23/30 (255/455 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
I'm home!
Defeat the first boss.
Defeat the final boss.
Defeat the second boss.
Beat the game in under an hour.
Keep the deaths under 150
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Check the Credits Page!
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Make the steammachine work.
Find gold.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Get a bonus!
Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.
For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.
You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.
For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?
You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.
The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.
Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.
To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.
Finish the game in Normal Mode and enjoy the ending.
Reach level 2 in Arcade mode
Finish the game in Hard Mode and watch the TRUE ending.
Reach 500 beats in the final part (hard mode).
Reach level 3 in Arcade mode
Gain more than 40.000 points in Arcade Mode
Beat the game on easy difficulty.
Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?
Not that they put up much of a fight.
I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.
The amazon just got even wilder.
What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.
Zombify Santa.
Penguin zombies are no joke.
Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.
Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!
People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.
If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.
In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.
Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.
You are a thriving small business.
You are a thriving company.
Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.
Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.
Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.
You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!
Your company is now running at peak efficiency!
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!
Beat the game on normal difficulty.
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!
Beat the game on hard difficulty
You are definitely an expert strategist.
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.
Beat Room 5
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits
